Funny BREAK UP Lines...

For my loyal readers, here are funny BREAK-UP lines you don't wanna miss because if you're breaking up with your girlfriend/boyfriend and couldn't think of an excuse....You might wanna take some of these BREAK UP Lines in the future...(hehehehehe)...


" I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you. "

" I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly but I wouldn't want to marry him. Lets part before this goes any farther. "

" We just grew apart I don't need you anymore. "

" You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal. "

" I want someone who can buy me a new car. "

" I'm sorry, but there just isn't room in my life right now for both you and my vibrator."

" You're too young for me. I mean, too *old*. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either."

" My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture."

" This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I'm single."

" You talked about the future, and that freaked me out. It makes me sick to think about it."


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